How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? Ans: His hand caught fire. story by: The Porn Joker
Peeping tom
The detective pressed his ID against the spy-hole of the door and announced his name and rank clearly and decisively. “Police, ma’am. Detective Thomas Patterson. May I speak with you please?” The door opened slowly[…]
Sex and the church.
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple & a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said " We have special requirements for new parishioners, you must abstain from having sex[…]
Up north
Up North It was a bloody cold night and there I was standing at the end of the service station waiting. The cheapest way to get up and down the country was to hitchhike. It[…]
The wrath of gaia pt 11
Cat walked up the steps of the two story wooden house with a nice red wood finish. The front of the house had a single window on the first floor, with two more on the[…]
The succubae seduction 2: the twins, chapter 7
An old frienemy appears, and Shlee gets the scoop of a lifetime. Too bad someone is still hell-bent on killing the President. = = = = = = = = = = = = =[…]
A very dominating ryde
A Very Dominating Ryde: Karson Price stood by the bar in the large room, filling with people. The beautiful dress she had on accented her 32c’s nicely, and her golden brown hair hung in soft[…]
Sharing my room with sis 6: loosing a bet
"So what do you want to do tonight?" My sister Abby was lying on my bed as I came out of the bathroom. It was Friday, and we'd just gotten home from school and had[…]
Teachers pet 2
The following day, I walked on clouds all day wrapped up in my dreams of what had happened the previous afternoon. When I walked into my last period English class, there were giggles from all[…]
Simon says
"This game again?" said Aaron groaning at the thought once more.. he sat on the floor that beamed with light through the wide window in the dim basement sitting with few others. "What wrong with[…]
Weekend guest: part two
PROLOGUE from part one: Audra Cornell, a fiftyish matron, has invited Kristin, an eighteen year old, to spend the weekend with her pretending that she's her young daughter!!! Looking much younger than her years, Kristin[…]
Her guardian angel
HER GUARDIAN ANGEL By J.G.E. POWERS The first time she saw him she almost laughed. He was roly-poly, and wide-eyed, as if he was seeing the world for the first time. An image of the[…]
From curious to first time part 3
From curious to first time PART 3 (Recommend reading first two to understand the whole story) After that night….we kept in touch……….. In our chats we both expressed how hot it was and what we[…]
Salvation ch. 27 david's painful lessons
David Miller is fourteen, and forever getting into trouble with his teachers at Avondale, but Lady Bennett his sponsor, enjoyed nothing more than to watch the young Adonis as he struggled to cope with the[…]
Dirty jokes reedit:
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir,[…]
One happy day v3
My name is Tom and I had just finished a day of school, I was eager to get home as a typical 16 year old would. I guess I was a normal teen; long-Ish brown[…]