Gotta go right now

Gotta Go Right Now There has been a commercial on television for some pill that will control your bladder. It has this stupid little jingle that I can’t get out of my head because my[…]

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Sweet cherry…

“Reesie, you’re lookin’ beautiful tonight! You ready to go? You know ladies get in free until eleven!” Jamie preached. Reesie looked at her friend Jamie and rolled her eyes. “Let me just put on a[…]

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I will return

"It was a wonderful wedding," Alice Burton said, kissing her new husband on the neck. "It certainly wasn't CT, your father treated me like a complete asshole. I hate him, by the way." "You didn't[…]

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Damsel in distress

Remastered, restructured, reworded. This is an entirely new work from the original. AS ALWAYS! I write for money. Please email me at if you are interested. I accept DONATIONS also. This helps me hire editors[…]

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The mofo (part 2)

At Andrea’s house, she and Kathryn were having coffee and talking about men and sex. "I never have trouble attracting guys" said Andrea, "but the ones I pick never seem to do it for me.[…]

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