Shoe shopping

He had seen the announcement for the new shoe store in the fall-out ads of the Sunday morning edition. "All Shapes And Sizes," the ad promised. "New Spring Line of Strappy Heels For Sunny Days,"[…]

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Freezing to death

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does[…]

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Damsel in distress

Remastered, restructured, reworded. This is an entirely new work from the original. AS ALWAYS! I write for money. Please email me at if you are interested. I accept DONATIONS also. This helps me hire editors[…]

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Fuck my brains out

“I wanna be a fucking slut!” Alex said casually to his boyfriend one day. It was the kind of tone one might use if they were saying the mailbox was empty. And Alex’s boyfriend only[…]

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