Why did I cross the road? Ans: Because my dick was in the chicken. story by: The Porn Joker
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Convention antics
My father works for a large Fortune 500 company, and they hold a week-long convention every year. The entire trip is paid for by the company, so my father enthusiastically attends. Our family tags along,[…]
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Memories of a mortician part 2: chokey mummy, bloated and sexy , bloated and sexy too
Chokey Mummy Throat blocked by dumpling You slumped, turned blue, stopped breathing Hot mum not to be The most tragic cases I deal with are those involving pregnant women. It felt wrong that someone so[…]
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Young boys take walk in woods
Three young boys are sitting on a bench in the park. A little girl walks up and asks if the first little boy wants to go walking in the woods. He replies, yes, they take[…]
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The family tradition ch 1
This story starts a year ago. My sister, Xandra (pronounce it like Scandra), who is a hot, 18 year old blonde with legs to kill for, always orders clothing on-line, every now and then we[…]
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Another day's work
Darlene lie back in a nice warm bath, one leg dangling over the side, thinking pleasant thoughts as she slowly rubbed one off, just for the pleasure of it, a pleasure she’d been enjoying more[…]
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A short hop
My friend Bob called me on Tuesday and asked me to meet with his accountant Betsy. Apparently she was considering an offer to run accounting for some out of town firm and he felt I[…]
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The start of some great fun ( pt 1 )
It was a lazy Sunday; spring was in the air, and the weather warming nicely, myself and Grant, started to tidy up a few odd jobs around the house. When a friend of ours rang[…]
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Horny boy
I was at my grandparents house it was holiday season and i was horny MY NAME JHON(NAME CHANGED) I ALWAYS GOT HORNY WHILE WATCHING ROSE SHE WAS MAID AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE SHE WAS AROUND[…]
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The dog ballers
First things first. I did not right or have anything to do with the following story. I recently found a large quantity of some very high quality and original writings. proper credit is hereby given[…]
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The boys from belteguese
I was getting ready to quit for the day when Dan Baldwin phoned and asked me to stop by his office. Dan's the feature editors on the and writing features articles are the kind of[…]
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College education #2
Ok, its time for the second instalment but first lets recap. I am a 53 year old busness man living in a college town. I had met Dave in a bar and we are at[…]
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My sory – chapter seven
Chapter Seven “The Couple” I nodded. This was it! What an afternoon! I had been fucked and fucked well. Plus some good girl loving, a little pain, and now some domination! Umm! How great life[…]
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The party
As James puts on his after shave on, which smelt really strong and made girls wet as soon as they smelt it. As he puts it on he notices that his phone was ringing, it[…]
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Elf girl 2
Seth followed the blue girl for two reasons. One: She had just given him the best blowjob he’d ever gotten. Two: He…sorta didn’t know where he was. Those were two good reasons, right? He thought[…]
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