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Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart? A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off! story by: The Porn Joker

I was not impressed when Dad had said he had bought a caravan as a weekend getaway I was forced to go down that first weekend because it was mums stay over weekend at the[…]

Frank often suspected his wife was masturbating in the shower; she was just TOO happy sometimes, while drying off and getting her clothes on. Well, after today he'd know for sure. He had bought a[…]

HER GUARDIAN ANGEL By J.G.E. POWERS The first time she saw him she almost laughed. He was roly-poly, and wide-eyed, as if he was seeing the world for the first time. An image of the[…]

c Out at the Ranch It was a nice damn day, the middle of the summer and the breeze was gently blowing thru the back yard and in the little basement window. It felt good.[…]

Carmen Fox was sitting in her dark bedroom with the laptop’s glow the only source of light. Her hip-length, straight, jet black hair was splayed around her and she knew her light blue eyes reflected[…]

My present biggest turn on is hearing about my current girlfriend, Samantha, and her previous sexual encounters and experiences. Even before we were going out I knew she had a reputation of a bit of[…]

This was about three years ago. I was off from work one day and my roommate at the time, Gail, was at work. I was laying around the house, being lazy, sipping wine and had[…]

As they stepped into the shower Quagmire watched as Lois’s hair became wet, water cascading all over her, dripping down her slim body. He couldn’t believe it his best friend Peter Grrifin’s wife was in[…]

New beginnings By anon y mouse First a preamble this is a follow on from a previous story ‘NEW MOTHER’ this story stands alone but for the background read you can read the other one[…]

I am getting older and feeling older with it; and not in a good way. Aches, pains and medical problems are natures way to force me to face that I am not the same woman[…]

Whoa: Jenny's New Training Method Jason had forgotten about Jenny until she knocked on his door Tuesday evening. She smiled sweetly as he opened his door. “Hi, I'm Jenny. Coach Russel told me to come[…]

Have you ever been surfing the world wide web and got to a site and get a bunch of pop ups, well if you’re like me you get out of there fast and run all[…]

The Education of Heather Part 1—Heather is surprised The school day had been over for two hours, but Heather Thompson was still at her desk, finishing the never ending work associated with teaching first grade.[…]

Part One: The Quandary Qualified Detective Scott Lansing filled his first cup of coffee of the day and sat in the creaky chair behind his desk. He sipped the hot bitter brew eyeing the stack[…]

What's the Russian word for VD? Ans: Rotchurcockoff. story by: The Porn Joker