My twin sisters

It was the day before Thanksgiving and we had family coming for the annual feast. My twin sisters, Sandy and Sheila, were arriving today from college, so I was told to hurry up and get[…]

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Two fleas

Two fleas are talking about winter migration and one's freezing its ass of. FLEA1: "I spent the whole trip in a biker's beard." FLEA2: "That's not the way you do it, what you do is[…]

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Desperate need

This is my first story, and if I get enough views, I'll start a series. Please comment and message me tips and ideas, and I'll try and work them into my next story. I really[…]

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Dogs having sex

A guy is looking out in his front yard and notices two dogs having sex. He goes outside and sees his neighbor watching them also. He tells the neighbor that he wishes he could make[…]

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