Tweet tweet, mother fucker! I see you had dread, Needed to know what I said. No need for you to worry, These are just my thoughts in a hurry. Your paranoia made you twitch, But[…]
Henry ford talking to god
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention…the assembly line for the the world. As a[…]
Lorna cheated 2
But the word WE, was the one she was having real trouble with. WE! WE! WE! It kept repeating in her head. He did say we, What did he mean we? Was there more then[…]
Thrills in the night
I pressed the floor button on the elevator and checked my look one last time in the mirror. White button-down shirt, brown leather pants, and brown oxfords… It was a classic, yet contemporary look that[…]
Mary (1)
This is the sequel to end of school party' and 'After Ellie's end of school party (1)' and 'After Ellie's end of school party (2)'. Wendy and I were very happy living together. Even though[…]
Downtown roommates
This a story of two childhood friends now young 20 year old roommates living the life in a big city downtown and having an interesting experience after a night of the names have been changed[…]
Part 9; such a whore
I appreciate all the ratings and comments. This story picks up right after my last one, anyone reading would get a better understanding of this story by reading my prior stories first. Enjoy. Some say[…]
The way i dreamed it part 1 chapter 6
Just so you people know I do NOT own Naruto, I wish I did. Plz RnR “Normal speak” /> Written by Dragon of the Underworld Revised by Evildart17 And on to the story. /> The[…]
Making an old man very happy and other fun.
My diary Entry: Friday, 29 April 2005. Wicked Club, 22:30, 2 x 40 minute shows. Cancelled phoned Barbara (my agent) 10 March. Jerrys birthday, 25 today, party at his house, 20:00. Get a present. I've[…]
Carlos and me
It was the summer after I had just moved to another state and my friend Carlos came to visit me and my family. I was 12 years old and heartbroken to have moved away from[…]
My brothers best friend
Rich ill be back in about an hour or so, said my brother to his friend. You can just chill here. Alright sounds good, Rich said I laid there pounding my cock unknowing of what[…]
Life's strange turns part 2
Life’s Strange Turns, Part 2 The phone rang, waking both Karen and myself with a start. We’d slept for only about 15 minutes. “Well, it would have been bad to sleep longer, but it would[…]
Sexy teacher
A young boy was walked into his teacher’s classroom he had black hair blue eyes and tannish skin. He looked at his teacher, Mrs. Ashley and immediately stared at her chest and then looked away[…]
German for vaseline
What's the German word for VASELINE? Ans: Eurweinerslider. story by: The Porn Joker
Computer wins out in the end
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything[…]
The hottest senior
Zack was in the weight room when Kayla, a senior came up to him. Just as his friend was talking about how sore he from masturbating dry. “Hey Zack.” His two friends were surprised to[…]