Candace

I woke up this morning with a terrible headache and an upset stomach. I hoped I wasn’t coming down with a bug. My car was in the shop so I was carpooling with the wife.[…]

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Sex joke

As confused as a infant in a titty bar. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you[…]

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Night time playtime

Im sitting with you on your couch watching Fifty Shades of Grey with you. We are cuddled together feeling each others warmth I lean my head on your shoulder getting cozy up against your warm[…]

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Put it in me

You know what? Terrance Rodgers is a dumb bitch. A dumb sexy hot gourgous beautiful stunning BITCH. Hes the quarter back of our foot ball team… He's perfectly built his chocolate skin so smooth and[…]

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My little pink friend

‘My Little Pink Friend’ Two years ago, to celebrate my friend 30th birthday, twelve of us, visited Blackpool, for a weekend. The journey took three hours, during which we drank five bottles of wine, too[…]

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