Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! story by: Crude Guy
In regards to the girl next door
First and foremost, I regret to inform you all that I will not be continuing "The Girl Next Door". I'm very thankful for the feedback and support on the series thus far, but my schedule[…]
She – 3rd person
She'd been thinking about him all day. Not so much the person as the task. She had awoken that morning and stumbled from bed in much her normal way, except today was different. It only[…]
Snow effect
It all started when we had a blizzard, 3 of my other friends decided to have a huge snowball fight/capture the flag. So we started off into the woods. My girlfriend and me went in[…]
Pleasure of passion-revised
It’s awfully hard to read a even harder is reading their sexual preference. Some people can be very out with it, like I can tell a guy is gay if he speaks with a high[…]
The valedictorian part two
Part II I woke up and I could hear a lot of noise outside. The room was dark, and my head was still light, but the severe drunkenness had passed. I got up and felt[…]
Jamie: tragic teen sex irony
There were two qualities about my high school friend, Kmart Cowboy, that I genuinely were two qualities about my high school friend, Kmart Cowboy, that I genuinely appreciated. First and foremost, he had vehicle. At[…]
I love incest
My daughter has a killer body. Long reddish brown hair, 5’ tall, nice full tits and a beautiful face. I’d had lusty feelings for her for a long time, but never made a move on[…]
My horny mom prt3
"How long have you fantasized about a sexual relationship with your mother, Walter?" Margaret Kelly asked. "Is that what she told you?" Walter raised his eyebrows. "That I fantasized about it?" "Is there something else[…]
Stranger on a train
Missy Edwards stared out the window and marveled at the Nevada scenery! she mumbled to herself, as the landscape of rock, desert, and mountains flew by while she relaxed in comfort on the Amtrak super[…]
Luc & jenny- chapter 2
CHAPTER 2: Getting to know each other Once I recovered from the shock of being seen, I realised that I still held my now flaccid cock in my right hand, cum leaking from its end.[…]
Julie loved by everyone, parft ii
Part Two Chapter Eight ————- Julie woke up in pain in two areas, she was lying on her side and Harry had laid his arm on her shoulder and pushed her over to where her[…]
"fuck buddy"
Fuck Buddy By Blueheatt have a good provider husband. I thought he was like my daddy, but it turned out he was not at all. I was a dutiful good little wife. After our son[…]
Dream job (everyman's fantasy)
The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditioning units had been shut down over an hour ago.[…]
Stockroom
For someone who hates big corporations as much as I do, closing for one of them on a Friday night seems really ironic to me. I mean, I'm a teenager! I should be sneaking into[…]
Alice labs
It's so hard… It's so hard not to cry in front of the scientists. I wouldn't if they'd pull the tube out of my mouth and let me talk to them. No, they don't. They[…]