Q. Why are roach clips called roach clips? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken. story by: Crude Guy
The farm
The old dirt road seemed to continue forever, flanked on either side by an endless sea of corn. My old truck kicked up dust and debris as I sped down to visit my Aunt and[…]
But you can do me anally
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I knocked up the twins (edited)
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Yellow sunlight seeped through the thin curtains as Miriam Hargreaves sat at the antique vanity table in the corner of the grand bedroom, delicately applying her make-up. Wrapped in a fluffy bath robe and with[…]
Playtime – chap. viii – let's get something straight between us and playtime – chap. ix – james' second encounter (the dancing girl)
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Maureen
So… I’m lying here with my cock buried deep in the softest mouth I’ve felt in years and a very talented tongue trying to coax me over the edge. Maureen’s soft brown hair is falling[…]
Cody and i
I allways was shy in school and when it comes to appraching someone like talking to a teacher about an assignment or a just talking to anyoneI don't know that well was a challenge. Some[…]
Training the boyfriend
I got home late from a date one Friday night and was surprised to see my roommate, Scott, waiting for me. “What are you doing up?” I asked yawning. I squinted my tired eyes at[…]
Felicia the babysitter 2
Its 7am on a Saturday morning a few weeks after part 1 of this story and my wife and daughters are just about to leave to setup and attend a baby shower for a friend[…]
Jake, robby and a surprise
I'll write more if you like it. Email me with /> Jake Greenman sits in his music theory class, bored out of his mind and fiddling with a guitar to try and offset the anxious[…]
The show
This is real, and happened with my wife quite a few years back, when we were young and always hot to trot. I had the great fortune to get married to this just incredible woman,[…]
Sharing cindy chapter 25 "cindy models lingerie"
Sharing Cindy Chapter 25 “Cindy Models /> Cindy’s boss decided to sell off one of his businesses and go into the bar business. He bought a fairly large bar not far away from where we[…]
"caught"
Caught By Blueheatt …. I’m a new female high school graphic arts teacher. I had attended this very high school just 3 years earlier. We had computer art and non-computer art. I had one male[…]
Rules of being a guy
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Billy's sexlife 2
“Thank you to all of you guys that have posted about my first story, even the negative ones!Keep sending me suggestions about my writing style and I will try to adjust when possible. I will[…]