Dear diary: november

November 3 Dear Diary, It's getting cold outside! I love the holidays, but I have more pressing things to think about right now! Gary keeps wanting to fuck us, and we keep putting him off![…]

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Aunty pam

I was just moving in the last piece of furniture into my aunt’s new apartment when the pizza guy came. That was her reward for helping her move. A pizza. Yeah money would have been[…]

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