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Q. Why are hangovers better than women? A. Hangovers will go away. story by: Crude Guy

“Come here,” he said, leaning back. “On your knees. I want you to suck my cock.”I paused in the act of bringing my wineglass to my lips. My eyes opened wide as I looked over[…]

And that was the last thing Jessica clearly remembered happening. She popped up, aimed at the bearded man’s head and fired. And she barely had time to feel relief when her shot hit its target.[…]

My husband and I have been together for 17 years now and believe me, I consider myself to be the luckiest wife in the world. You see, we have what you might call “an He[…]

It was never supposed to be anything more than what it became. Kyle had grown up with Katie. He had watched her grow up into the beautiful young woman that she was. She was his[…]

I woke up smelling pancakes and syrup. I opened my eyes and sniffed again. Definitely pancakes and syrup. I had my arm around Riley, my nose almost touching her long, blonde hair. She was laying[…]

Breakfast was awkward to say the least. My Dad cooked a Sunday breakfast for the family and of course, I was the first one at the table to eat. Soon after Shelby came down to[…]

Friday morning. It is early as the sunlight shines through the bedroom window and wakes you up. Today is going to be a fun day. You have an evening planned here at my place with[…]

London, that beautiful city that houses Big Ben, Parliament, Stonehenge, and more importantly for me, two extremely hot girls by the names of Lucy and Kerry. It seemed like forever since I had last seen[…]

CONSANGUINE CONCUPISCENCE COUNSELING A mother and son in therapy, is incest in their sessions, insanity? by Oediplex 8==3~ The Psychiatrist from “The Mommy Dreams Case File” has two new patients. The Dr. answered the door,[…]

Part I PART ONE Chapter One ———– Harry and Julie fell in love their senior year of high school, they couldn't wait for graduation and as you can imagine one month before the big day[…]

/> "This is Lelouch Lamperouge." The silver haired, dark skinned woman Rolo had just been introduced to, known as Villetta Nu explained, pointing at a figure, still and quite lifeless on the bed. "And you[…]

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? A. Cunt Stubble. story by: Crude Guy

i used as little punctuation as possible since i noticed that it did chanced in a few letters and symbols. let me know what you think about the story! Enjoy and who knows, this might[…]

Katie and Samantha have been best friends since they were six years old. They have always shared everything including boys. You could say that they were friends with benefits. They didn’t look at it that[…]

Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire[…]