Call in sick

Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss[…]

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The office

I was sat at my desk willing the seconds to turn into minutes, the minutes into hours and then I would finally be released from this hell. It had been practically silent all day, the[…]

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Explosive penis

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew[…]

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Far east fantasy

He sighed deeply, breathing in the incense heavy air. A soft pallor of smoke wafted across the small room, further shadowing the already dim lights. He laid his head back on his arms, his eyes[…]

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New discoveries

You know how you have those days where you think to yourself, "I need to do something more exciting"? Well I had a lot of those days. Sitting around at home playing video games wasn't[…]

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Echo's on the wind

The leaves rustled on the trees as the wind blew its soft song. All around the backyard Fall appeared as beautiful jewels echoing the previous summer. The air was heavy with smoke from the numerous[…]

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