Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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Private compartment

"I'm sorry, Mr. Sands," the conductor explained, "I know you have a reservation for a private berth, but due to over booking all we have left is a compartment for two!!!” “Your berth mate is[…]

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"mom was so easy"

“Mom was so easy” By Blueheatt ___ He had a lot to drink that night. I assured him that his and his mom’s real names would never be revealed. He closed his eyes, leaned his[…]

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Late for work

Damn it, I'm already late for work and there's a mob waiting for the elevators. We shuffle in, packed in like sardines. I made my way to the back, second in from the wall. Fifteen[…]

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Marie's childhood

Marie was 10 when she first met Buddy, a young golden retriever, at the pet store. Even though her mom, Kristen, was reluctant, she allowed Marie to buy her. As soon as the car parked[…]

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Uses of a teacher

It is a curse of all young teachers, thought Sandra, that they have to do all the shitty work the older hags wouldn’t do. It wasn’t as if she was being paid for doing extra[…]

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