Mixed metaphors ix

Mixed Metaphors IX Becky awoke at 3:00am. She was having a difficult time remembering how they got to bed. The last thing she recalled was the smile on Tony’s face when he lay prostrate on[…]

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Puppy slut

She decided, today was the day when she would go hunting. She took her time in getting ready as tonight, had to be just right in order for her to secure her prey. She showered,[…]

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Swinging

I am getting older and feeling older with it; and not in a good way. Aches, pains and medical problems are natures way to force me to face that I am not the same woman[…]

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Legs up!

A school teacher was teaching her first graders about religion and explaning in detail how after death the soul goes to heaven and the body stays on earth. So after half an hour she started[…]

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Quite dumb.

Two parents had taken their 8 year old Tommy to a nude beach, He came running "Mommy Mommy I saw a woman with bigger boobies then yours!!" She smirked " The bigger they are the[…]

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The dream girl

Have you ever ask yourself what love is or what is a perfect relationship? I did well I always had. I always told myself Chad today you are going to meet that perfect girl and[…]

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The tutor

So there i was, sitting in class, bored out of my mind. The teacher just kept going on and on about math, my worst subject. This plus this and that times those. It made absolutely[…]

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