Let me be damned

If I be damned, let me be damned. Just let him be damned with me. Let my soul fall into never endering darkness. Just let him fall with me. Let my entirety be consumed with[…]

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Busted

Busted I don't know which startled me more, the sound of the pistol being cocked or the question. "What the fuck are you doing?" "This is not good," I'm thinking to myself. "Well, answer me,[…]

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Roo-roo

Two men were captured in the bush by cannibals and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they had[…]

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Jazz piano player

A really great jazz pianist is playing for a jam session and a nightclub owner is listening to him wow the crowd with his playing ability. The club owner goes over to the pianist after[…]

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The uncle

"Clean your plate, Gil," Uncle Ned admonished his eighteen year old nephew, "we don't want to waste food, there are starving children all over the world who would give anything for your left overs!" "Yes,[…]

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