Adult Writers Den

A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the[…]

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! story by: Crude Guy

“I'm not sure that you're going to have time to get dry before we get to the service /> "Yea and as soon as I get out of the car I will be wet again[…]

The Oldest Dance Sylvia Mills would not have expected as dull a person as Kevin Dooley was to know about a spot as interesting as this one was. Like a lot of dance places, the[…]

Tiffany's wedding day Exorcising Demons Just the most gorgeous bride, Tiffany’s a blonde fox with a real lust for anything extraordinarily, repulsively messy; but there’d be none of that shit until much later tonight (with[…]

It had been about two months since i transfered schools and moved to my new neighborhood. I was not the best looking kid but i guess its true that personality matters most because i had[…]

sister Jen had gotten tits and a nice shape on her. She just annoyed me mostly and I ignored her. I had a jack off buddy that I jacked off together with all the time.[…]

Megan walked back down the hall, waiting was driving her nuts. She had done it, she had pissed her Master off and now he was making her pay. She had once told him that she[…]

Abigail flung her bag onto Olive’s chair and threw herself down onto her best friends pure white bed making her long black hair spread out around her head. She locked her beautiful green eyes onto[…]

Katy normally was very plain. She didn't put a lot of effort into how she looked or what she wore. Her makeup selection was minimal at best. Her body type was not impressive. She slouched[…]

Best Man for the Job (Part II) By MakeItJuicy4U “Oh snap! Man what kind of freaky place do you work at? I need a job here. Bitches running around all butt ass naked and shit”[…]

– VI – “Sleeping with your eyes open?” he asked and I jumped slightly, startled. “Something like that”, I nodded and finished my pizza. “What was the name of the private dick?” he asked casually.[…]

The room I was sitting in was bland but nice, like all waiting rooms look like I suppose. Magazines from several weeks ago lay haphazard on the table and the hum of the ac unit[…]

“Do you want another drink?” “No thanks man,” I answered with a dismissive wave of my hand. “I think I’m done for the night.” “Oh come on!” Ryan goaded. be a pussy!” I just laughed[…]

The Charity Store The shop was just like any other charity shop, rows of second hand clothes on moveable racks, old books, toys, nick nacks, paintings, photographs, books, CDs, tools, cutlery, plates, musical instruments some[…]

Dangerous On-line Experience By Jax_Teller These days connections are often made on-line in various different forms. I was no different in that I was looking for a situation and possibly a long term relationship. I[…]