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Why did I cross the road? Ans: Because my dick was in the chicken. story by: The Porn Joker

Chapter 01 It was night at my house and I was yet again with a book in my hands. I have always been smart loving math, physics and stuff but I never stopped to actually[…]

It was a warm august evening, it was a Friday night and we were at our cousin’s vacation house. My name is Dan, I am 15 years old and this is my experiment with my[…]

She was there to meet me at the station. I well remember she was wearing a long coat over a thin tight sweater, and an incredibly short skirt. She seemed taller than I remember her,[…]

Welcome to the Working Week written by Marc Rollins go to do it till you’re through, so you’d better get to it.” “Now that your picture is in the paper, being rhythmically admired, you can[…]

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long 2. Beer stains wash out 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer 4. Your beer[…]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my[…]

Four Years Later The jukebox whispered out a gentle melody as Miley shuffled around the room, wiping up tables and stacking chairs. She didn't make much money waitressing, but she needed all she could get.[…]

I call Rell and tell him that I have planned a special night for us and got us a room. I ask him to swing by and pick up the room key and tell him[…]

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind[…]

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the[…]

Why did the blonds belly button hurt after sex? Ans: Her boyfriend was blond. story by: The Porn Joker

Wi Fi Master Part 3 Helen and Helena were soaping each other’s bodies as the transmitter was turned off. Helen panicked immediately wondering what the hell she was in the shower with Helena for. Her[…]

Tina the Tease By Blueheatt Klop, Klop, Klop, and all the guys in the shop would look up and watch Tina walk by in her high heels. I looked at her perfect young pointy full[…]

It has been a long day and I am relaxing in the hot tub. It feels good just laying back and letting the bubbles relieve my stress. I always sit with just the right jet[…]

She was riding her bike along the trail today it was so very hot she needed to be cooled down. She knew there was a small lake just up ahead since she had ridden this[…]