Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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Only in texas.

Everytime she exhaled, her chest ached. The cold stung her throat and lungs, and the cold dew on the grass was making her feet burn. It was dead silent, she tried to stop breathing whenever[…]

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Turner brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall,[…]

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School daze chapter 6

School Daze chapter 6 Linda and Richard cleaned up and got dressed. It was now almost two o'clock. After obtaining information as to the location of Sea World, Richard drove with Linda, down the main[…]

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Innocent youth

It was the last day of term before the school summer holidays. Dean James and Matthew sat anxiously at their desks in the classroom. They were waiting for the bell to go to sound freedom[…]

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Amy's bar story

A loud eruption of sound flooded into the night as Amy revved up her crotch rocket. It had been far too long since she'd gotten to ride it, having been in and out of the[…]

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A night of dancing

Slowly making my way across the crowded room to you, feeling your presence more than seeing you. Finally I am standing in front of you, feeling you eyes trace up my skin, the bare feet[…]

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Two fleas

Two fleas are talking about winter migration and one's freezing its ass of. FLEA1: "I spent the whole trip in a biker's beard." FLEA2: "That's not the way you do it, what you do is[…]

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Four girls

Otis and Cathy bio – I'm writing this because Cathy can't even keep her lies consistent. Every time she gets the fancy you'd think she was a different person. She just tacks on a new[…]

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Roomates 2

I heard Dan getting up for work and the shower turned on. It's about six thirty am and I was laying there thinking about what had transpired a few days before. As I lay there[…]

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