Doggy style variations

Sex joke

sex stories

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly – I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

story by: The Porn Joker



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: The Porn Joker



Related sex stories:

  • Driver sex story – the unforgettable ride

    My husband was an expert in bed. We would play games where he would blindfold me, and pleasure me in endless ways. Many times he would tie me to the bed, strip me naked, spank my arse tirelessly and fuck me until I gasped for air. It was a cold September morning and I had just finished breakfast when my phone rang.I quickly grabbed it, hoping it was about my job application for the accountant position. But it was my...

  • Sis smile

    A few years back and never really shared this with anyone before, but I feel I do need to tell someone lol. I was a lot younger 18 at the time and just getting into a new job . I live at home with my parent's and one older sister, She had a bf but they got in big fight and split up. We did have few bro and sis but most out of house now, My room was made...

  • What comes in Vegas stays in Vegas

    5 years ago I discovered I love to suck cock. I have met a few bi couples and had some very erotic fun with both of them. Last year I felt a desire to dress up in woman's clothes including garter,hose,bra, panties and high heels. I travel alot on my job and love to dress up and look at myself in the hotel mirror, makes my cock get very hard very fast. I have never had the courage to go...

  • Personal training

    I used to work out at the small gym near my office. Almost everyone works out with a trainer, so there are really just a few people in the place at any time. I'm friends with the owner so I'm allowed to come and go as I please, and can work-out on my own. One of the trainers, Jill, was a complete knockout. She's 28, about 5'10", long shapely legs, short blonde hair. Very pretty with sexy brown eyes and...

  • The Bachelor’s Prayer

    "Whatcha got for me, honey?" I whispered in her ear, twining a hank of caramel hair around my fingers."It's a surprise, big boy," she said, freeing my cock from my running shorts and palming it until I moaned.We both finished getting naked as fast as we could, given we couldn't keep our hands off each other long enough to undo a button or pull down a zipper. But when I tried to push her back towards the couch, she shook...

Unexpected playtime

So sexy was she

Hot Sex with a Cheating Wife

First time through the scars

Kate’s gold digging lesson

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.