Sex joke

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years. story by: Crude Guy

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Officer's lesson

I drive around in my patrol car bored out of my mind. It’s typical Saturday night with drunks being the bulk of the problem. I only had 15 more minutes left on my shift and[…]

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Older sister

I was about 16 and my sister was 18. Wed just moved house with our parents and our older sister had moved out. Our new house had four bedrooms which meant a spare room for[…]

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Ice cream, i ccream

She was just starting to lick her way around a double scoop chocolate cone, there was a red jelly-bean on top and I watched awestruck as she flicked her pink narrow tongue under the bean[…]

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Demon of the water

White water rushed down to caress her body with soft hands. The torrents eased each of her tired muscles as they splashed against the firmness of her skin. The minute she had arrived home, she[…]

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Ride of a lifetime

Elaine is an average teenage girl, who lived in California near Malibu. She was 5 foot 6, hour-glass figure, with 36 C cups and brown hair that went down to her mid-back. She has her[…]

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