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I had arrived home early in the evening after being gone for the last three months on business in New York. Mina was expecting me to be home after midnight or later. Mina arrives home[…]
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So I live in this cheap apartment complex and i have lived here for several months now. There is this 14 year old, blond thin waif. Shis is not really my type(i'm a die hard[…]
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