Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Ans: Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. story by: The Porn Joker
Vacation with the girls
© This is a work of fiction any resemblance to any place or person is purely coincidental. Also all the action takes place is an imaginary world that has no STDs or HIV. /> Susan[…]
Christmas break – part 2
The thoughts rambling around in my head were interupted by Nancy jumping on the bed causing her breasts to dance as she landed on all fours and asking "What are you two whispering about over[…]
My sister the nun ch 2
My Sister The Nun ch.2 "How many times did you fuck them?" asked Robert. "All of them?" /> "'Bout fifteen times." "Each?" asked Robert. "No … all together. What do you think I am?" "A[…]
The punk and me
I was steadily staring at him from the corner of my eyes trying to make it not too obvious that I was going crazy with sexual tension. He was about six foot ten, dark eyes,[…]
Claire no.1
Claire finished the breakfast dishes and was on her way out the door from her upscale suburban home and into the big four wheel drive Ford Explorer. Gliding smoothly into traffic, she thought that lately[…]
Just for you daddy part 5
Dominick awoke before Mandy did, and lay there on the bed thinking about the two of them. Their relationship had evolved into a beautiful, loving relationship between a man and a woman. Mandy was no[…]
Meeting mr right
Online dating…what could go wrong OMG he messaged me, it had been 2 days since he txt me, I was starting to think he wasn't interested… I met Chris online when chatted he seems genuine[…]
3d radio, part 2
PART 2 You should read “3D Radio” before reading Part 2, in order to get the context. Warning: This story starts slow, building the characters and plot (but it gets pretty hot later on). />[…]
Lighting her fire
Michele walks up to the stage as Britney Spears’ ‘You want a Piece of me ‘plays in the background. She wriggles her waist and throws her hands up in the air, bending backwards. She is[…]
Goddess
My name is Ahmed and I have recently joined in a company which is situated in Las Vagus. So I had to move here leaving my lovely Chicago. The company has branches in almost every[…]
The expression of light
Carmen dove down the miracle mile of Los Angeles, hurrying to make her appointment on time. Whilshire Blvd… the stretch of road between Westwood and Los Angeles California. A stretch of road that has seen[…]
The manager: part one
"How does that feel, Allison," Brian asked while icing down her ankle!?! "It really hurts," she said through clenched teeth, "I was going up for a rebound and landed on somebody's foot and rolled it[…]
I remember #4
I have been online for about 10 years. Early on I was at my house talking to my friend D when the subject of internet porn came up. I told him that I had a[…]
Don't be afraid
Bang! I jumped at the sound of a slamming door. I saw my twin sister Danielle standing in the doorway with tears in her eyes. I fell to my knees as I realized that Daddy[…]
Merry christmas, baby
Back in the summer of 1980, I was a restless young man. I was a 19-year-old with a natural curiosity and a cocky attitude. The summer of 1980 was also the last summer I had[…]