What is the difference between a steel belted radial and 365 used condoms? Ans: One is a Goodyear and the other is a GREAT YEAR! story by: The Porn Joker
One date and im his part 2
The next morning. I woke up and Felt Dexter against me. I smiled and got up without waking him up. I put my panties on and Grabbed his button up shirt and walked downstairs. His[…]
The tutor
So there i was, sitting in class, bored out of my mind. The teacher just kept going on and on about math, my worst subject. This plus this and that times those. It made absolutely[…]
Cupids curse part 5. the fruits of love part 1
I sat in the dark. Far above me, like a sign of something, floated the perfect half moon of light given shape by the hole in the ceiling. And yet none of the light from[…]
"overheard"
Overheard By Blueheatt …. When I was a teen I overheard my dad and uncle talking on the back patio one night. My bedroom window was open and they didn’t realize it was right behind[…]
There can be only one (part 5)
There Can Be Only One Chapter 5 As I lay on my bed in my room I couldn’t help but smile to myself, what a day it has been and its only half way through.[…]
Have massage table, will travel – 2
“Have Massage Table, Will Travel” reads the card of a man. Part 2 I'm in my late forties. Healthy and interested in staying that way. So I'm in good shape and like to ride my[…]
Home alone
“Goodbye Kelly and remember don’t let you’re brother run amok.” “I replied Kelly. Her parents got in the car and waved goodbye and sped off around the corner. Kelly closed the door and looked around[…]
Ex-wife surprise
I had a long hard day at the office, and when I got home, all I wanted to do is relax. My sixth ex-wife, Mina greets me with a coy smile, pressing herself against me[…]
And sister makes three – part two.
And Sister makes three – Part two. Susie, my wife, couldn’t stop talking about the fun we had with her sister Becky. She couldn’t stop talking about eating her pussy for the first time. She[…]
Bad day gone good
-1Bad Day Gone Good My day started off on a bad note the alarm didn’t go off and everything else followed suite. From missing my turn to getting a drink spilled all over my new[…]
Old couple setting record straight
OLD COUPLE SETTING RECORD STRAIGHT After being married for almost 50 years, this old couple decided to set the record straight about their marriage. Deciding they had nothing to fear about revealing secrets from their[…]
Autumn ii
“I want you to stop being so difficult,” my mom screamed at me as she held my face so fiercely in her hand that I could feel my teeth cutting into the sides of my[…]
Devotion to satisfying lovers sexual appetite
Shelly and I have known each other for 2 months, went on two dates. Then one week ago, Shelly called suggesting we live together. Having been divorced six times, a womanizer, sex addict, and Billionaire[…]
Boarding school for loving boys chapter 6
Now read this before you moan about spelling and grammar. “I don’t give a crap. It’s a story. We don’t get paid for this, so crawl back into your hole if you don’t like my[…]
Friday nights – part 2
My dreams that night were weird and erratic. Everything was coloured red and I kept seeing flashes of skin of my dad. Weird tastes in my mouth and feelings in my stomach. I would wake[…]