Here are a couple of jokes for you guys, they are not my original work, but I thought they were funny. So please enjoy them. Why do lesbians shop at Gander Moutain? A: Because they[…]
A dream come true
The ancient, dusty cobweb expanded as the warm air tugged at its weakened skeletal fabric. A rumbling swelled within the confines of the underground station; a roaring sound interspersed with the 'clickety clack' of steel[…]
School bunk off (part 1)
It was a warm summers morning the day that I decided not to go into work. The job was crap and I just could not be bothered to waste a Friday sitting staring at the[…]
You make me so wet.
He was an older guy, and his confidence & humor turned me on like no other. The way he was so casual, so cool, so calm.. drove me wild. The fact that he didn’t pay[…]
Sex joke
Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over? A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast. story by: Crude Guy
A surprising twist
A Surprising Twist Here is my story about a surprising twist between some close friends and I, and one that I found to be very erotic and one that has been somewhat life changing for[…]
Ethereum gladiator (chapter 3)
Kyla leaped from the top of a ramp. Her momentum carried her in a graceful arc through the air and over the second bulwark. Wind rushed over her nude body, fluttering her headdress as she[…]
The birthday party
This story is going to be a spinoff on a legend. I'll relay the incident first for you so you'll understand the scenario. My brother-in-law told me a story about a woman whose husband wanted[…]
Aunt carol
it all started when i was young i was a pervert that was for sure hell if there was a good looking lady in the house i was peeping mirrors under the bathroom door ,hiding[…]
A second chance
A Second Chance It was a beautiful Midwest fall day. The sky was a deep blue, a deeper blue than usual. There was a chill in the air, a hint of the coming winter. The[…]
Unknown beginnings
Prelude: Unknown Beginnings Note-the entire work is not erotic, so if you are simply looking for the sex scene, scroll to chapter two. Thank you for reading! Chapter 1 It was another cold night in[…]
Forever young
Forever young (chapter one revised) I will tell you my story, as best as I can remember. It started in the winter, a winter I wish never happened. The sun seemed to inch its way[…]
His loss
Back when I was married My husband would always say, The best way to stay healthy is to eat pussy every day. Everyday he would bring it up that I should have sex with another[…]
Interviews of my sex life: boy toy part 2
Coach Krisby and I had sex a few more times after that, each time ending the same as before, with me wanting more and him pretending that nothing happened. I thought it was our dirty[…]
My new life 5: family matters
/> Everyone with OCD and depression experiences them in different ways. Felix’s symptoms in the following chapter are based my experiences with these two disorders. Both the doubt and self blame are obsessions that I[…]
Me & rachael
.this is my first sex story!!!Hope you guys like it I came to know Rachael through facebook.We had so many similiar interests that we hit it off instantly.As time passed our bond grew stronger and[…]