A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the[…]
Noto to my wife
TINKLE TINKLE LITTLE SLUT IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOUR BUTT sit there on the pot and pee spread your legs so i can see open up your pretty lips drink all of my golden[…]
Spoke by mistake
Please rate positive if this joke makes you laugh i would appreciate negative comments as well. let me know if this couldn't make you laugh. thanx.:) A write who's wasting his hours just to vote[…]
Home alone, fucked in my bed
The next time Tommy and I saw each other was at my house a week after he forced himself on me at the salon. My mom and step-dad went out of town for the weekend,[…]
I like what i see
…..I was his little spoiled brat, and we both liked it. I started doing little sexy things to get his attention. Mom (Lena) would get pissed and tell me to go get a bra on…or[…]
Becoming nick's slave part 1
My name is Kara. I was nineteen when I began my journey into BDSM, and sexual exploration as a submissive. I was a waitress at a bar. I had been working there since I turned[…]
Moving day with kelly – #2
#8 Kelly and I drove back to her dorm room to hopefully get the last of her stuff into the truck and move it to the sorority house. As we parked the truck, Kelly looked[…]
The bath
Marcia Ingram glanced out the window from her living room and then checked her watch for the tenth time in the last five minutes, "Where is he," she said softly, "he's fifteen minutes late!?!" She[…]
Woody in the woods
The pool party was still raging on as the afternoon settled into an unforgivable fit of heat. Slip ‘n Slides were strewn out here and there down the hill, the pool, although heavily used, was[…]
Grandma and granson
It was on Christmas this happened She wanted me to come down to her house to get my Christmas present and i twas sitting on the porch it was a new mountain bike haro of[…]
Ttidfmbawgn
Pat says: Soooo convenient Nikki says: Well I managed to do a couple of things too Nikki says: You know.. Pat says: Oh? Nikki says: Mhm Nikki says: Got over feeling bad about it being[…]
Distant love
My name is Matthews Oak, nicknamed Matt,I am 16, I was born in Brazil and just recently I moved in to San Diego, California…at first…I felt bad for moving out of my country but I[…]
Super bowl party
The goddamn Super Bowl. My husband makes such a big deal out it. Three or four of his buddies show up hours before the game to drink beer and juice up their testosterone so they[…]
Loving courtney…revised
Part of this story is true, but the sex scenes are fiction. The names have been changed. Part One The first time I saw Courtney she was walking up to my car in mid summer.[…]
Christmas break – part 2
The thoughts rambling around in my head were interupted by Nancy jumping on the bed causing her breasts to dance as she landed on all fours and asking "What are you two whispering about over[…]
Late in the evening
Copyright 2001 by FK Publications “ What the fuck’s this?” “It’s your cut…the seventy five percent you always take!” “ You mean to tell me that’s all you can that ass of yours is worth[…]