Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting. story by: Crude Guy
Nerd scores!
First of all I want to apoligize for my first story I know the grammar and punctuation were really bad, but I wrote it at 3 in the morning and I was super tired so[…]
Guy whose wife slept with tiger woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband[…]
The party
The Party After the break-up of the man who had given me 3 years of ultimate pleasure, my friends suggested I go to the "Party of the Century". After all I had been through, I[…]
Family lessons 16 by darklord
Brad and Cindy were driving along the ocean highway, the blue sky blazing and the surf pounding casually against the breakers. Brad had on his cutoffs and a white T- shirt, and Cindy was wearing[…]
What a night: complete story
Her hair fell to her shoulders, sleek and black with a slight glimmer in the candlelight. The night air was cool and wonderfully calm outside. We sat out beside the fire holding each other close.[…]
Sam and nila … part i
I am Sam, a resident of Western Eurpoe. I am 28 yrs old, six ft tall, medium built physical structure. I work for an investment bank in a junior management position. I had a relation[…]
In the garden of eve
I hadn't realized that there'd be another woman in attendance this evening. I guess this was a good thing as she could concentrate on one of the men, and I could concentrate on the other.[…]
Phoenix pt 4 ch 04
It was a month later. Béla and Beth were skulking around inside a sporting goods store. It was dark outside. Béla picked out a couple of really nice bows. They had pulleys on each end[…]
Lazy afternoon
It was a lazy afternoon in July. Due to the blistering hot heat, I decided to take my kids to the local park. As they played on the swings and slides, I sat on the[…]
Phoenix pt 3 ch 06
Béla awoke to the sun in her eyes. It was blinding bright. She was out on her balcony and into the air before she was fully awake, suddenly realizing it was still freezing outside. Nevertheless,[…]
The visit
The Visit Several years ago Chris, a friend of ours visited for awhile… We had been friends for years and more than a few times he had told me how stunning my wife Paulene was.[…]
I'm sorry
/> The attempt to get the usher's attention went unnoticed as he quickly collected the discarded church programs and fans left strewn about in the pews. Dan noted Kris' bright blue afro and the small[…]
Adventures of a railfan part 2- michelle
The Adventures of a Railfan Part 2 – Michelle This is part 2 of my series. With me being in a Railroad enthusiast, there will be some scenes with the hobby involved. In the last[…]
Christmas crackers
Holly and Ivy were on fundraising duty for the Topton Academy (a boarding/day academy for girls, in a place called Topton). Calling door-to-door In Topton, Holly, was a short, plump blonde, Ivy,a tallish slender brunette.[…]
An unexpected desire (updated) – chp 1-4
An Unexpected Journey – /> This story, plus the following chapters, is interwoven with a little bit of truth, fantasy, and fiction. Stories are what you make of them … the more realistic, the better.[…]