Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A. Toys for Twats story by: Crude Guy
Ada miss cumalot pt. 5
~Chapter 22~ Later that night, I called Darren. I said sipping tea out of my college mug. up sweetie?” he asked. I could hear his radio dispatch in the background. “I wanted to talk to[…]
Lessons learned
"Come on in, Krista," Mrs. Cox said easily, "Tommy isn't home yet, but he should be here any minute now, can I get you something to drink!?!" "Uh, no thanks, Mrs. Cox, I'm fine, I[…]
Lisa, a frustrated young wife
I began watching the comedy series, on television when it started two years ago. I continued to watch it every week. For some strange reason I took a keen interest in the blonde actress, Yvonne[…]
Ry and i
Okay…this is my second story but only my first Fiction so let me know what you think. This story was written for my hockey-playing friend, Ryan, who I like a lot 🙂 So, while it[…]
Camping gone right ch 3
Ary and I ended up experimenting with each other. One day as we cuddled on the couch in my garage she nudged me. “hey, have you ever thought about… inviting someone else to our fun?”[…]
Broken in at the theater
I was only 14 at the time…And up till that point, I really genuinely thought I was straight. I’d hooked up with a few girls at school, and I loved every second of it. Of[…]
Diary of billy bob chapter 6 (more sex therapy)
This is the diary of Billy Bob McTavish, a teen boy, about he and his young girl cousin growing up, having a family and a wide variety of sexual adventures, some quite bizarre. It has[…]
My life at a glance part 1
This story starts when my 10 year old daughter and I were riding in my horse drawn buggy, I owned a very small farm in country New South Wales, we made just enough to get[…]
The mark
Sunday morning; Its three AM and I’m just cutting loose from the bar. Man I hate staying till the lights come on. I’m turning 35 in just a few short months. This does start to[…]
Help me daddy please
?Daddy, Daddy, please can you help me? shouted Amanda from upstairs. Bob got up from his armchair and walked to the bottom of the stairs and looked up. Amanda stood at the top, she had[…]
The old man and the beach–part 3
CHAPTER 9 A limo picked us up at 10:00 Wednesday morning as we hugged and kissed Leia good-bye. I scratched Max’s ears and told him to obey Leia. I knew he would. He and Leia[…]
Blackmail at uncle money bags
it was a weekend in july and there was a heat wave, it had to have been at least 100. My parents are seperated so my dad told my sister addy and i we could[…]
Washed ashore 5
When I reached the clearing, to my surprise the herd was actually there. They made soft friendly noises as I crept closer. I must have looked quite shocking; naked, tanned by the sun, my hair[…]
One big horny weasley family- chapter 4
This is a work of fan fiction. All characters and locations are the properties of their respective owners. I own the story line. Chapter 4- Coming Together Ron was setting the table when the doorbell[…]
A rather special dinner date
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and[…]