Limerick

an original limerick by /> there was once a broke lady writer from pawtucket her chair was repo'd so she had to sit on a bucket she licked the pen's tip but did not suck[…]

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Casey jones

casey jones, he was a son of a bitch one day he drove his truck into a ten foot ditch when casey jones died and he then went to hell he fucked the devils wife[…]

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Mixed metaphors xi

Mixed Metaphors XI The sun was just breaking the eastern horizon as the stretch limousine pulled up in front of the Davis residents. Tony and Becky had gone to bed early so they could pick[…]

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Christmas angel

Melinda and her husband Mike used to go all out at Christmas time, decorating every inch of the house, inside and out. It was her favorite holiday. One of the traditions, Melinda brought from her[…]

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The massage

I wanted to do something special for you, because I know how hard you work and that you really need to just relax sometimes. The only thing that came to mind was giving you a[…]

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Theater

It was a Friday night, I was going to go to the movies with my 3 really good guy friends. Matthew, Max and Finn were all athletic and very hot! Matthew is very tall, plays[…]

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