Look darling

A man comes into his bedroom one evening with a sheep under his arm and says to his wife, "Look darling, this is the pig I have to sleep with whenever you hace a />[…]

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Hymens ch.3

When the call first came in, Lieutenant Johnson was so caught up in his daydream he missed it completely. It was from "Here to Eternity" except Christine Miller and him rolled in the surf, completely[…]

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Skin tight

Last week, my friend Will ended up giving me two birthday presents. And being the douche bag that I am… I re-gifted one of them pretty quickly. It was the day of my birthday and[…]

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An anal awakening

“Now son me and your mom are going to visiting papa Bo-Bo for the weekend. He is not doing well. His intestinal and rectal swollen has developed into cancer. You and your sister are not[…]

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