Servicing the client

[b]Servicing the Client[/b] My name is Jake and I’m a 58 year old stockbroker. I’ve been married and divorced twice and am now a confirmed bachelor. I keep myself in decent shape by regularly working[…]

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Caw 22 entry: dreadnought

I apologize to both Marie Stopes and Robert Falcon Scott if they'd consider this libelous. A lot of these words are Marie’s own, taken completely out of context, from her scandalous blockbuster pamphlet "Married Love"[…]

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Phenom- part 1

Mike helped me put the bar back on the bench hold, and I answered my phone. I greeted. “Rick? It’s Dad. We got the Young’s house for the week in South Beach.” “No way! This[…]

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Becca

This is the true story of how I lost my virginity at the age of fourteen. /> "Do you have your sunscreen on?" my Dad asked me. "No, I'll put it on at the party,"[…]

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The dark night

Thanks for today bro, we are really getting close to ordering the material. Yeah, but before we do, I want to double check if we can make it lighter. Of course. – Bro, I’ll see[…]

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Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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