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Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor. story by: Crude Guy

A married couple was having problems with their sex life. The husband showed a lack of enthusiasm and interest. Finally his wife decided to confront him and asked, "Honey, can you tell me what's wrong?[…]

"…and that, dear friends, is why the President and I both hope that you will support him as he tries to pass the all important spending cap legislation now before the House, thank you for[…]

Note: ——I am NOT the author! There are several authors actually, I’m not so certain that any one of them is the creator, but I know it’s not me. I am simply sharing this lovely[…]

Our Sister, Our Slut Bo Broadnax (Me) ONE Sandra Bellingham didn't see much of her three kids. She had divorced her husband just over a year ago, but as her eldest son was able to[…]

“Best Wife Ever!” 12 Days of Sexmas Note 1: A special thanks goes to Estragon for editing this story. “Best Wife Ever!” 12 Days of Sexmas My wife is amazing. I have listened to man[…]

Anna went to bed and is busy making plans as she hears me return home. I'm in South Carolina assisting Anne with a court case. One of the features of the house she is renting[…]

I find myself swimming through a mist-filled lake really remembering how I got there, to this place of magic and streamers of moss and old branches, writing the stories of their once beautiful blooming flowers[…]

My Friend Izzy For those who have read any of my other stories, each one is fiction. Not complete fiction actually, to tell the truth. Firstly, the main character is certainly not fictitious, and nor[…]

So here I was. On my way to a boring family reunion. The only people I knew who were going to be there were my uncle and his 2 sons. His 2 sons were about[…]

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,[…]

The Anonymous Reader 4 Having removed Mags’ cock I made it hard to create a part 4. I sincerely hope I have managed to do it justice. Here goes Mags and I were not in[…]

Chapter 6 I was sitting there in the tub, planning what to do next, where to go, how to go about it? Could we live this carefree existence, flitting from one period of history to[…]

It was dinner time with my family – dad (Henry), mom (Phyllis), my twin sister (Andrea) and me (Alex). Andrea and I were twins and now 18-years-old. My dad and sister were engaged in a[…]

Jen sat in the back of her car wishing she didn't have to move. She loved where she lived and now she had to go back to the neighborhood where her mum grew up. Her[…]

Tightness, Is what I feel, When you are in my bed, Tightness, In your lips, When you succ my head, Tightness, Is what I feel, When you ride my tool, Tightness, In my balls, When[…]