Wife doesn't moan during sex

sex stories

A married couple was having problems with their sex life. The husband showed a lack of enthusiasm and interest. Finally his wife decided to confront him and asked, "Honey, can you tell me what's wrong? You don't seem very interested in sex anymore. Is it my fault?"
Seizing on the moment, he replied, "Yes, the one thing I really would like would be if you could just moan when I made love to you."
She agreed to his request but said to him, "You know I am not very experienced in this. The next time we make love, you will have to help me to moan at the right time."
He said, "Of course."
The next evening they were in bed and he started to kiss his wife. She stopped him in midstream and said, "Should I moan now."
"No, not yet," he replied. He proceeded to lift up her blouse and remove her bra.
She asked him, "What about now?"
"No, not yet." Then he started fondling and kissing her breasts.
She asked him, "Do you want me to moan now?"
"No, not yet," he replied.
Finally after some foreplay, they were engaged in intercourse. His wife asked him, "Would you like me to moan?"
"YES! YES! This would be the perfect time, go ahead!"
To which his wife responded, "Oy Vey, you wouldn't believe the miserable day I had."

story by: The Porn Joker



Tags: sex joke sex story

Author: The Porn Joker



Related sex stories:

  • First time sex – explored by another woman

    I felt her hand rub between my legs and over my mound to my clit and feeling the touch of anther person for the first time, my hips rose to meet it instinctively. She then began to smear the warm wax all over my pubic hair smoothing it out and touching my clit again and again as she smiled at me. Liz was my best friend when we were kids - we were totally inseparable.We had shared everything over the...

  • The show

    This is real, and happened with my wife quite a few years back, when we were young and always hot to trot. I had the great fortune to get married to this just incredible woman, a true Venus, we live in the Caribbean and many women are pretty hot here and uninhibited, Well she was just t his most incredible woman, from down islands. Before we met she modeled for a painter, in the nude of course and for some...

  • Getting what I want

    Yes they call me things. Slut, mole, bitch whore… Maybe I am? But at least I now get what I want. Jamie was the first married man I corrupted and slept with. Yes he was a friend’s partner but that just made it all the more fun. I can tell you where it started… I had just had enough.Man after man promising the world. Then giving me an atlas.I was sexually unsatisfied and decided ‘no more!’I al (more…)

  • Romantic Sex Story

    He nestled his face in my pubic hair and kissed me. It was so hard for me to lay still, my legs involuntarily jerked at my side because of the sweet sensation building in my groin. With his lips at just the right spot and his tongue batting back and forth I arched my back in ecstasy. My husband Dan and I were about to celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary, but for some reason he’d been spending all his spare...

  • Slut…

    Was having drinks with friends in a bar downtown when i saw you walk in. we hadn't planned a visit. we hadn't discussed my plans. how did you know where to find me? you strode confidently across the room, directly to me, and took me by the arm. "we need to talk in private. it's urgent." i realized that was probably just a show for the other patrons. you grabbed my bag and led me outside. as soon as the...

Sisters next door

Sorority hazing

Tomorrows friends with the ex, maybe

Group Sex Story – Naughty Threesome with my Roommate

First time through the scars

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.