Lorena bobbitt tosses penis

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After cutting off her husband's penis, Lorena Bobbitt was at a loss as to what to do with it. So, she decided to go for a drive in the countryside looking for the perfect spot to ditch it. As she was driving around, she got very nervous having a large, cut off, penis in her purse, so instead of stopping, she heaved it out of her car. Behind her car was a pickup truck with two guys riding in the front seat. John Bobbitt's penis struck the front of their windshield and went, /> "Did you see the size of the bug that just hit the windshield?" the guy in the passenger seat asked.
"Yeah, but did you see how big his cock was?" replied the driver.

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