Another sex with sheep joke

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One day a man was driving down a country road in his car when off to the side he saw a man having sex with some sheep. Disturbed by this, he drove to the nearest house to tell the sheep's owner what was going on. When he knocked on the door a little boy answered. The man told the boy what was going on. The boy responded, "That's ok. it's just my daaaaad."

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