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What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd? Ans: The Stones said, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud." The Scottish Shepherd says, "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe." story[…]

Debbie’s boyfriend Jay was nowhere close to being old enough to drink but he was friendly with some of the older guys who frequented the bar on the corner where he hung out. Often they[…]

Q: how do you make a little boy cry twice? A: wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear story by: bigdick daddy

I figured the night could only get better. I sat down a little bit later than Shauna did, back at the table. She only sat there with a smile on her face. And as i[…]

Here are a couple of jokes for you guys, they are not my original work, but I thought they were funny. So please enjoy them. Why do lesbians shop at Gander Moutain? A: Because they[…]

Lisa lifted the phone. "Hi honey," she said. She held a hand over the receiver. "You have to be quiet baby. It's Todd." "Oh shit," Loretta said. My lips curled in devious delight. "You know[…]

A girl's night out which happens rarely in our part of town. Sara, Jamie and I decided to go out and have some fun. A break from work, children, bills. Days we had like when[…]

She was always such a pretty girl. Long, dark hair, dark eyes and even as a baby, she had such a beautiful, dark, olive complexion. She was also such a sweet, little girl despite the[…]

Back when I was married My husband would always say, The best way to stay healthy is to eat pussy every day. Everyday he would bring it up that I should have sex with another[…]

The Summer of Pam Part 1 It often starts this way. You meet someone new at work and you really don’t like him or her, but as time passes, you realize that there is something[…]

My father was doing roaring business selling oil seeds in Gulburga, before shifting the family to Mumbai after my only sister got married. Our new house in New Bombay was luxurious to say the least[…]

We are middle aged and have worked hard all our lives my wife is 49 still looking good with huge tits and a very nice round ass , she is not slim but nice and[…]

As we sit on the couch of my home kissing i slowly move my hand down your back and thank god you are wearing a skirt tonight. I reach down to your butt and i[…]

Making it through third period English class would have been impossible for me, except one seat ahead of and one row to the right of me sat the hottest girl in school. Her name was[…]

First a little background… I'm a man in his mid forties. I met the mother of my oldest kids when in me early twenties. After dating just a few months, we decided to move in[…]

Okay bare in mind that this is my first story I chose to wirte about. This is my first experience outdoors, me being a 25 year old white male. I'm 6'2" tall maybe 6'3" and[…]