Two sperm

Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No,"[…]

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Call in sick

Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss[…]

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Wednesday

WEDNESDAY: … Memo: Bob, we have a situation in accounting. Leonard, a long time employee has been observed looking at Kiddie porn at work. Signed: … Wallace, Chief of security. Sitting back in my chair[…]

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What a surprise2

It was early Saturday morning and Steve and Angie were laying next to each other after a night of non-stop sex. Steve looked at his watch – it was 4am. Angie's was still sleeping but[…]

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