Man flying kite with son

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A man was trying to show his son how to fly a kite, but he could not get it to stay in flight. Observing the problem, his wife yelled out the window, "Honey, you need more tale."
He yells back, "Yeah, right, last night you told me to go fly a kite."

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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