Are you my daddy?

A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels[…]

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Mike's sleepover

Mike came home from class and saw his mother and father getting ready to head out for the night. “Hey Mom you guys look nice were you going?” “We are headed to a party at[…]

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Blowjob 101

We had just gotten back from eating when Mom got a phone call, “Yes I see, okay tomorrow will be fine, nine am is good”. “Who was that Mom”, I ask. Mom smiled at me[…]

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The clock

Frank often suspected his wife was masturbating in the shower; she was just TOO happy sometimes, while drying off and getting her clothes on. Well, after today he'd know for sure. He had bought a[…]

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Hong kong dong

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore[…]

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