Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? A. Cunt Stubble. story by: Crude Guy
Fate's calling (chapter 2)
I woke up the next morning feeling rested and energized. I found that the wound on my abdomen had partly closed after being opened from last night’s activity. Erida was not next to me, and[…]
Surprise in the den
With my extended family all gathered at my house for the holiday celebration, I decided to retire to my den to get some peace and quiet. I kicked my shoes away, loosened the fly of[…]
Some rules are meant to be broken
I stopped and sucked her pussy. I licked each and every part. Fuck she tasted great! I was lost, drunk on her taste. My fingers entered her pussy as I licked her pleasure bud. I[…]
Me mom and sis part-1
It was a bright Sunday morning. I am usually a bit late on these days. It was not before 10 o clock that I ever woke up on a Sunday morn, especially like this. But[…]
As good as it gets iii
Objective 5: Make a tasty cum juice for me one glass full. This was kind of easy. But everything has a difficult part. Here is a “glass full”. Rani had some fucking work in school.[…]
Never the same
I had put out an ad to meet up with some local guys to have a threesome. I received very few emails, but the one response was quite interesting. They offered a free place to[…]
My pretty little slaves – chapter 14 – becky's gift to ben, a fashion show trip to paris and new york city — part one
My Pretty Little Slaves – Chapter 14 – Becky's gift to Ben, a fashion show trip to Paris and New York City Characters Introduced: Sarah, 37, Mother of Becca, 5'9 White, Blonde Green Eyes 36D[…]
The cable guy
The desire gets stronger the longer we fantasize about it. It seems every time we have sex now it always includes pretending there is another swinging dick in the bed with us. Most often it's[…]
Time for love again (a kenndys special)
I wrote this story, Kiki liked it so much, she bought the rights and made it into a video. I got credit for the story, and for being science advisor. I wrote some interesting equations[…]
Homecoming
this told in a direct form, as in one to one. its late on a wednesday evening and i'm veggitating in front of the tv when my phone rings. its you, saying you're in germany[…]
Two nuns
There were two nuns… One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the[…]
Becoming the favorite
My older sister Emma always seemed to have everything I didn't, so when our older brother Henry started sneaking into her room at night, my jealousy hit an all time high. Henry was sort of[…]
From the club to the bedroom
It started off at my summer house along the beach. I go there every summer without my parents around to kind of just get away from the big city. I had a few friends there.[…]
The new guy chapt. 1
The New Guy. When I was younger, my friends always made fun of me. They always teased me; telling me I’m gay and that I will never get a girlfriend. Boy, were they wrong. I’m[…]
Blind date
Tyler couldn't believe this girl!!! She was beautiful, smart, exotic, and witty, but talk about dominant, he could hardly get in a word edgewise!!! Even her name sounded exotic, Geneva Berk, now who had ever[…]