Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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Roo-roo

Two men were captured in the bush by cannibals and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they had[…]

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Couldn't help myself

he husband spots his wife in the kitchen, she is wearing almost nothing and he just can’t stop thinking about getting into her pussy! Lena was stroking his cock. He pressed her to him and[…]

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Jen, porno queen

Well, it was coming up to our anniversary and I was thinking what I could get my hubby for a surprise present, something out of the ordinary. Now we had watched a few porno films[…]

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Aunty pam

I was just moving in the last piece of furniture into my aunt’s new apartment when the pizza guy came. That was her reward for helping her move. A pizza. Yeah money would have been[…]

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Escapee [new story]

No one under the age of fourteen has any sex on this story. THE ESCAPEE: I have just been wrestled into the backseat of a police cruiser with its multicolored lights flashing in the early[…]

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