Adult Writers Den

Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)… women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be[…]

Entry One: — me [Karen], mind reading, Jerry, Hilda Have you ever wanted to know what a guy's thinking when he's looking at your fanny? Or is it obvious enough anyway? I'm clairvoyant. I'm only[…]

The next morning I woke up somewhat sore but nothing compared to yesterday. I really didn’t even want to think about it. I felt so humiliated for crying like that. Brad has seen me cry[…]

One night a little boy walked in on his parents having sex and asked "Daddy what are you doing to mommy?" The father then replied "Son I'm putting a little baby brother inside mommy." The[…]

Donna called me early in the week to let me know she was having a swingers night on the following Friday .. you can bet I told her a very big YES when she asked[…]

NOTE: These Christmas Stories have nothing to do with one another. Each is an individual story of it’s own. Christmas Story Four Stocking Stuffer I have been the community Santa Claus for a few years[…]

The clumsy yet funny boy, known as by friends, short for Laureate, visited a particular place regularly ever since he met Lily. Lily was the girl behind the counter of his favorite venue, Elegant Entertainment,[…]

I have to write 5000 letters so i will make funny story i wanna let you guys know im 14 Im a dude and sexting chicks my age isnt fun except this one time So[…]

A Very Dominating Ryde: Karson Price stood by the bar in the large room, filling with people. The beautiful dress she had on accented her 32c’s nicely, and her golden brown hair hung in soft[…]

Four Years Later The jukebox whispered out a gentle melody as Miley shuffled around the room, wiping up tables and stacking chairs. She didn't make much money waitressing, but she needed all she could get.[…]

“Do you think you can really control her?” Wilma Grafton asked while glancing over at her sullen niece, Rebecca. Gwen Caine replied gently, “it really isn’t a matter of controlling her.” “What we can do[…]

Hey this story is about the girl on block I thought I never get she is so sexy. I'm Jason 16 medium build go to gym a lot so I'm pretty happy with my body.[…]

Jim and Maggie Martins owned an insurance company in a typical small town right smack in the heartland of the U.S. of A. He was the actual agent and his wife helped him out with[…]

I'd meet you in a bar smiling at you shyly. You come over to meet noticing my cute legs bare in a short black skirt and my large C38 breasts peeking out of a flowing[…]

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says, "I'll make you a deal. I[…]

I promised you stories about my ex-girlfriends. It might have sounded like I was going to give you one story on each of them, but I'm not. Most of them have several stories to tell.[…]