I was always a shy girl, never having much luck with boyfriends. They were either too pushy, making me feel uneasy, and turned off, or not bold enough. Meaning, of course, that at 24, I[…]
9 squeeze bees 10 bunt runt
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Airport threesome
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Interlude
~Please note, this might be rather extensive and may take a while getting into the good stuff, so please be patient and enjoy, and remember, im always open for comments and ideas for other stories![…]
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“How did the party go?” She asked me. “O things went really good till they started to show some porn movies.” I replied. “Um O.” was all she said. “You will never guess just who[…]
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Take my picture
…Molly was a hot bodied beautiful mom. She had a super high sexual point in her life when she was younger. The event memories surfaced when her young son wanted to try out his new[…]
"brothers computer"
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Lilly bent her head over her husband Brian's lap and took his erection in her mouth, deep-throating him right away, just as she knew he liked. She used every little trick she knew, giving the[…]
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Camp site orgy
The following story is a work of fiction. Being a work of fiction all concerns regarding disease and pregnancy are unnecessary. This storyline was suggested to me by a fan and I hope that I[…]
Someone to listen
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The night the boys were gone
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Sex joke
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