We are working security in a large female toy store. We sit in front of a bank of monitors as watch with amusement as various women, read the trash magazines, while they rub themselves. There[…]
Mother of six
Not actually a sex joke, but it's a good one. Comment and rate would be more than nice! A man had a six children and he was very proud of it. Actually he even called[…]
Caw 22 entry: dreadnought
I apologize to both Marie Stopes and Robert Falcon Scott if they'd consider this libelous. A lot of these words are Marie’s own, taken completely out of context, from her scandalous blockbuster pamphlet "Married Love"[…]
My hot little sister
Since I was about 14 I used to babysit for my little sister, she was only 8 at the time so I never thought anything sharing a bath with her before putting her to bed,[…]
Little red (modern day)
She walked trough the woods with her basket of warm buns. That is what the big bad wolves smelled wafting through the forest air. The slight summer breeze carried it right to their sensitive noses.[…]
Chinese business liason
I was in Hong Kong on a recent business trip and went to private men's club with a chinese business associate. My friend pointed out the Asian Business Liason Mina to me. Standing back I[…]
Nick and logan adventures – 2nd meeting – #2
Part 2 "See you in a bit bro!" Read the text from Nick. "Mom! Nick will be over in 10 minutes!" Yelled Logan across the house. "Okay honey!" She replied. Logan had reached a new[…]
High school fun
This a short story that happened to me years ago, but i still remember it as if it happened yesterday. After all, not every day do you get to fuck 2 hot chicks in the[…]
The sex series pt. 2
It was the morning after the party and Casey had just woken up Casey was still naked from last night she got out of the bed and walked into the living room still naked she[…]
Secretarial course
I had finished my night dinner, and was relaxing, when I got the call. It was my boss. (Oh, I am in the early 30s, working as ASM – Asst.Sales Manager – in a MNC).[…]
As it should be
Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life… As the plane touched down these words spun around in my head as the butterflies played drum solos in the pit of my stomach.[…]
Ember and ashe – chapter one
How long should a man wait to get his dick sucked? I pondered this and other mysteries of the cosmos as I chilled at the Java Joint down on East Hastings and Main. Seven had[…]
Too tight
"What do you think about Southern Illinois," asked Miss Weston, "it's got a great communications department, one of the best in the nation." Sarah Foster looked intently at the brochure her guidance counselor had placed[…]
Lesbians
Here are a couple of jokes for you guys, they are not my original work, but I thought they were funny. So please enjoy them. Why do lesbians shop at Gander Moutain? A: Because they[…]
Player's trick book
Jeremy's story continues on… read chapter 1 Jeremy strolled in to his office building, casually greeting his staff one by one. His appearance more or less a formality as this company was his solely. He[…]
Suprise of my life (group)
Getting right to the story Joe was having a birthday so as a present to him my girlfriend and I decided that it would be nice to throw him a little party. Well all the[…]