Husband tapes honeymoon

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Upon arriving home from their honeymoon, the husband decides to play the tape he made of their first night . The tape starts up and his wife is heard to say on the tape, "That's happiness, that's happiness."
The new husband's wife walks into their bedroom and tells him, "Hey, you got it on slo mo, here rewind it and play it at normal speed."
When the tape starts up, his wife is heard saying on the tape: "That's a penis? …..that's a penis?"

story by: The Porn Joker



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Author: The Porn Joker



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