Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A. Place to hang their air freshener. story by: Crude Guy
My friend's dad 5
We were still in our room cuddling, I think we were both surprised that Jeanette had not come in the room. "Well, is it safe to say I'm the best you ever had?" John asked.[…]
Mom and me
A 23 year old guy shouldn't have to move back home with his parents but that is exactly what happened. At least, the move wouldn't be a long term thing as it was only five[…]
Sex by the beach
We started out a bunch of people who worked in the same office. We nodded at each other, chatted idly over coffee about last night's TV movie, the weather, and did anyone really think that[…]
My daughter judy
MY DAUGHTER JUDY My daughter Judy was twelve years old when she happened to catch me masturbating. I was embarrassed at first, but she seemed interested and came right into the room, confessing that she[…]
Black candles
black candles in the night soft flicking light casting our shadows on the wall not much talking, bedroom eyes say it all cheap wine drank from a jelly glass she's no Lady and she has[…]
Sweet cherry…
“Reesie, you’re lookin’ beautiful tonight! You ready to go? You know ladies get in free until eleven!” Jamie preached. Reesie looked at her friend Jamie and rolled her eyes. “Let me just put on a[…]
An interesting night part 2
An Interesting nigh Part 2: It had been about a week since I had sucked off Derrick and I couldn’t get it off my mind. Every time I saw him he would smile at me[…]
Private duty nurse
The air was slightly crisp and cool that night. Crickets are softly chirping behind the sound of the ducks swimming in the water. Heather is standing along the side of the pond, looking up at[…]
Bunny
Bunny Chapter 1 I was sitting in the school cafeteria, the end of which was a stage that was used to put on all of the school plays, and where the drama class met and[…]
What mary gets up to…… part 6
It had been several days since I had encountered the Major, on every occasion I had been sent to their room, they were either not there or Lady Morris was there too. I still continued[…]
Court record chapter eight
LIFE TOGETHER For reasons only people in love can explain, Sarah’s life took on new meaning after these events. There were only four weeks remaining until her tutored classes for fall were scheduled to begin.[…]
Tracy loves sex lot of sex
I walk into the room taking you in my arms and kissing you deeply. My tongue pushes into your mouth and searches for your tongue. They dance and twist and I bit your lip and[…]
My fathers' boss
My Father's Boss. There was a very important company gala coming up, a formal black tie event; my father needed a plus one. My mother has been away for the past three months taking care[…]
The training of lucy
The Training of Lucy I had met Lucy several months ago at a family party. She was a friend of my sister in law. We were introduced, we exchanged pleasantries and then we went our[…]
Murder in court.
A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged withraping then beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled[…]