Viagra needed

A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a[…]

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Fantasy

Intro: Somethings just can not be explained. /> Fantasy… Swift, silent, A thief in the night, Without warning, you came and it was gone. A smile from across the room, And a bad day, brightens[…]

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Don't be afraid

Come to me my pet with an open heart and see how having a best friend who knows all of you can be such a comfort. I will never be judgmental and always accept you[…]

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Mrs goodytwoshoes

As I was hanging out my washing, Mary, my elderly neighbour called me over. “I don’t really know how to tell you this, but my son is coming to stay with us, on Wednesday.” she[…]

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