Q. Why are hangovers better than women? A. Hangovers will go away. story by: Crude Guy
Escaping the pain 1 and 2 edit
Escaping the pain chapter 1: twas the day before Christmas. Introductions: this is the story of Gustavo and Jose, 2 eleven year old boys living in a despot convent nursing home and the story of[…]
Her best friend carolyn
I am a 37 year old guy from the Midwest, pretty much living the suburban dream. I am an airline pilot, making a good living, and I have a beautiful wife and three young kids.[…]
Mortgage loan consultant
Lynne leaned across my desk to point out questionable details on the documents in front of me. As she explained she realized that I was not following her but was staring down the front of[…]
College girl
Ellen reluctantly arranged for Abby Monsolillo to attend my party in Austin at the Omni Barton Creek Resort & Spa. The evening of the party Abby is picked up by a black stretch limo. She[…]
Vacation is over
Hi, I’m Michelle. I have a true story to tell about my first sexual experience with a married man. By the way, I’m 45 years old. This story began when I was still in my[…]
Sex club 1 – initiation
Sex Club level 1 – Initiation It was the middle of summer and the only escape from the Florida heat was the community pool, which was perfect because I loved to swim. And show off[…]
Wet pussied aunty
Wet Pussied Aunty This incident happened a few months ago and from then I have changed my opinion about middle aged women leading apparently satisfying lives having a happy family. I am Raja, 24 in[…]
There was no other way
I don't believe I have chosen to share this with anyone especially here on the internet! This took place about a week ago and finally I decided I needed to tell someone though. Last Friday[…]
My young flower 4
Okay people, before I start this story, I’m going to address some problems with my last 3. To those who love my stories, give positive feedback, and tips, I thank you. But to those who[…]
Let the good times roll
Voulez la bon temps roulez (Let the good times roll) in Louisiana It was a warm summer morning already on the way to being hot when I was getting ready to go to the local[…]
Rhoda
Rhoda is a long time friend and neighbor. I've known her and her husband and her daughter Sharon for more than twenty years. They moved into my neighborhood when I was around seven years old.[…]
Lexi's summer camp tease, part 2
As We got closer, I saw that it was not the camp owners waiting for us, but our bosses. Trey's boss, Steve, was short and skinny, brown hair and brown eyes. Not impressive to say[…]
Girls school 4 & 5
Girls School 4 The Offer. Just before I knocked off from work I received a message to see the headmistress, Ms. Carter . I dutifully made my way to her room. I knocked on the[…]
Tomorrows friends with the ex, maybe
Bob and I started working on installing decorations and a bunch of new solar lights Jacqui had bought. The place is looking good. We could hear the two girls in the kitchen laughing, talking and[…]
Joke
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting. story by: Crude Guy