My DJ

my wife and i frequent a local bar/restaurant that features a DJ on friday and saturday nights. the regular DJ is in his mid thirties and does a good job of playing to the crowds[…]

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Eric and percy

My name is Eric, I’m 13 years old, 5’ 7’’, I’m slim but am quite fit. I dye my hair blue a few times a year and I’m relatively popular. My eyes are greenish gold[…]

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More cousin judy

At the breakfast table, cousin Judy sat with her bowl of cereal eating away, not paying me any attention while I sat to her right, reading the newspaper and having a bowl of Cheerios myself.[…]

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Call in sick

Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss[…]

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My story

WARNING: EVERY WORD ISTRUE IF YOUR LIGHTHEARTED OR CANNOT STAND SEEING /READING ABOUT CHILDREN BEING RAPED THEN STOP READING NOW! DONT READ ANOTHER SENTENCE PARAGRAPH ECT. JUST STOP… FOR THE OTHERS I APOLIGIZE FOR THE[…]

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Mixed metaphors xii

Mixed Metaphors XII It was Sunday morning; four am when Becky got out of bed and cruised the front room like a morning watch police officer looking for bodies and various types of damage. Everyone[…]

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