Quite dumb.

Two parents had taken their 8 year old Tommy to a nude beach, He came running "Mommy Mommy I saw a woman with bigger boobies then yours!!" She smirked " The bigger they are the[…]

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Mother of six

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.[…]

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Poolside 2

Rick’s wife Mary and my wife Julie work for the same law firm. Every year, the firm has a retreat for their senior employees. This year the retreat was going to be in Barbados. From[…]

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Bidder

          The city lights flash by fast. Rose's heart begins to thump hard against her chest. Thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump… Her eyes skim over the bodyguards besides her. They intimidate her, make[…]

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Sex joke

As confused as a infant in a titty bar. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you[…]

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It pays to advertise! 2

I recently placed an advertisement in certain magazines (and on the Internet of course) asking women to share their sexual fantasies with me and possibly see them woven into erotic fiction. I had no idea[…]

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Curious kid

Once, a curious 5-year-old heard her parents arguing. She eavesdropped as they called each other names like bitch and bastard. She interrupted and asked them what a bitch is and what a bastard is. Her[…]

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